press release

student throws her future away.

friday afternoon 12.45 student sara johanne bjerkvik leinaas decided to end todays work.
event though she had only been at school for one hour, and not written a single word in her paper she packed her bag and left.

reliable sources tells us that she did this in order to spend time together with irene and vilja.
neither irene or vilja wanted to comment on the matter, but we came in contact with cottis.
cottis is saras teacher and he is shocked: "I just can't believe that she did this. I expected more of sara. I really don't know what to say".

leinaas will spend the rest of the evening, sleeping before she goes to hamar to eat taco.
hopefully she will spend some time working on her paper tomorrow, but experts tell us that this is highly unlikely. "leinaas has turned out to be one lazy ass spoiled brat, who'll probably end up working at McDonalds" leinaas-expert Josef Mengele tells us on the phone.

wh have not yet managed to get in contact with leinaas.